Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Plastic Beatitude

Plastic Beatitude by Laure-Anne Bosselaar

            Our neighbors, the Pazzotis, live in a long
narrow canary-yellow house with Mrs. Pazzotti's old
father, their 2 daughters, their husbands, 4 kids,
a tortoise shell cat and a white poodle.
            Their yard is my childhood dream: toys,
bicycles, tubs, bird cages, barbeques, planters, pails, tools
and garden sculptures: an orange squirrel eating a nut,
Mickey Mouse pushing a wheelbarrow, St. Joseph
carrying a lantern, his other blessing hand
broken at the wrist, and two tea-sipping toads
in an S-shaped love seat, smiling at each other
under a polka-dotted parasol.
            On the yellow railing around the deck,
a procession of nine pinwheels. This May morning,
they thrash the air with each breeze like clumsy
angels nailed to their posts. On the garage wall
at the end of the yard an electric cord
shoots up to the roof. One half connects to a blue
neon insect electrocuter, the other half snakes to, then
disappears into a pedestal cemented on the cornice.
            And there she stands, in plastic
beatitude—and six feet of it—the Madonna,
in her white robe and blue cape, arms
outstretched, blessing the Pazottis, their yard
and neighbors, lit from within day and night,
calling God's little insects to her shining light,
before sending them straight
            to the zapper—tiny buzzing heretics
fried by the same power that lured them
to their last temptation.

"Plastic Beatitude" by Laure-Anne Bosselaar, from The Hour Between Dog and Wolf. © BOA Editions, Ltd, 1997. (Thanks to The Writers Almanac)

3 comments:

Ron said...

The imagery at the beginning certainly sets the scene, and the end delivers a divine, humorous twist. And a closer examination shows this twist: the Pazzottis is spelled differently each of the three times they're mentioned (even if that's an error on the Writer's Almanac's part, it makes one think.)

APOORV SINGH BAGHEL said...

very good work i must say and the humour adds coolness

Dagny said...

made me smile